no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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