I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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