I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
farters have to be the big spoon...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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