so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It was confusing and full of hummus
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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