That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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