We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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