If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I don't think brook has ever known best
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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