He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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