): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
My penis needs a shock collar
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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