you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I showed him my bush... on skype.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
