So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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