Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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