I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
