I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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