i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
