I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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