we have officially lost it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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