I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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