She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
there is puke in my bra ... again
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