p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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