Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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