There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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