Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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