Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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