This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
