Welp...herpes.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
ttyl tear gas
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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