Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Damn victory sex feels great
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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