I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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