would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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