Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So much rum. So many feels.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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