Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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