so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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