Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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