Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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