About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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