the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Two words: blizzard sex
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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