why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
