But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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