My first STD was from a foam party
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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