But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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