is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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