there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The best revenge is premature balding
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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