The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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