What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I think people are normalizing furries
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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