Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize