So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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