i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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