Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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