I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
