so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Sober January is a disaster.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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