This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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