Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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