How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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