i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My first STD was from a foam party
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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