Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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