Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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