yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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